because I practice what I preach: I bought a WHOLE BAG of KSL SWEETS, not CANDY
it cost 160 bob
some of you are spending 160 on ONE chocolate
I HAVE ENOUGH KSL SWEETS FOR A MONTH! FOR THREE MONTHS IF I EAT ONE A DAY!
BUY SWEETS, NOT CANDY
it cost 160 bob
some of you are spending 160 on ONE chocolate
I HAVE ENOUGH KSL SWEETS FOR A MONTH! FOR THREE MONTHS IF I EAT ONE A DAY!
BUY SWEETS, NOT CANDY
(I do not work for whatever company makes KSL)
(alternatively: friends have trained their children not to like sweet stuff
their bills are lower)
their bills are lower)
(apart from those silly ones who are training their Kenyan children to love olives and capers and sundried tomatoes and cheese
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE THINGS COST?)
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE THINGS COST?)
(now, when I was a child, my mother—who DISLIKED cheese—NEVER bought good cheese
she bought the kind of cheese that convinces people they hate cheese)
she bought the kind of cheese that convinces people they hate cheese)
(look, parents, I& #39;m not saying this is a *good* strategy
I& #39;m just saying your savory bills might be cheaper if you start your Kenyan children off with the cheese that makes people hate cheese
let them discover the good stuff when they are earning their own money)
I& #39;m just saying your savory bills might be cheaper if you start your Kenyan children off with the cheese that makes people hate cheese
let them discover the good stuff when they are earning their own money)
(Can you imagine if I was telling my mother to buy me cheese imported from Italy? Or Spain?
"Mom, I would like Manchego today!"
IN WHAT WORLD?)
"Mom, I would like Manchego today!"
IN WHAT WORLD?)
(anyhow: don& #39;t take parenting tips from me)
(I& #39;m just saying if you start your Kenyan kids off with Quality Street, they will resent you when you start buying them white patco)
(be a Kenyan parent: give your kids sugar cane)