How to turn drunk people off: get them thinking about their life with one tailored question.

Step 2: subtly mention their sibling lol

Step 3: self deprecate

Step 4: ignore texts as if you fell asleep (which if it's almost 2am, you're bound to fall asleep anyway)

Btw my reason for this thread: https://twitter.com/NikkaJaySpeaks/status/1248889597263613953?s=19