Good morning and welcome to Sale Water choose-your-own-adventure parkrun.
Will you make it to the end of the run?
Will you make it to the end of the run?
Your elderly relative, who is also a mad scientist, emerges from the basement. "I've invented a time machine, I can take you to an alternative reality where there is still parkrun on a Saturday morning"
Go with the scientist or stay in the reality the universe assigned you?
Go with the scientist or stay in the reality the universe assigned you?