how to do your homework while quarantined (a thread):

1. ruin your sleep patterns. this is easily achievable by staying up really really late and then sleeping till 3pm the next day. it only takes one time and then ur good, trust me

2. get really invested in a tv series -

i suggest c dramas for maximum effect here

3. using ur social media of choice, spoil yourself just enough to know which episode holds the saddest/worst plot point

3.5. binge show relentlessly (this helps to f up ur sleep patterns!) until u reach the episode just before the bad

4. wait until the time u usually start watching - should be around midnight at this point in ur f& #39;d sleep schedule - and realize that u are NOT in the right emotional state to watch this sad plot point u know is coming

5. remember all the homework u have been procrastinating on

6. procrastinate watching the sad by doing ur homework, as if the tv series is what you& #39;re ACTUALLY supposed to be doing and not the thing that& #39;s been distracting you all this time

6.5. thereby tricking ur stupid brain into doing its job.

7. it is now 6am. unfortunately, u will never sleep at night again, but ur homework is done 2 days early for once.

(end thread)