oh i’ll just make a thread for my untamed tweets to keep this neat

@~@ damn nobody can catch a break and it’s only been three minutes
oh hello who’s the saviour angel

wait so he came back to life.... but like,,, he’s someone else.....
now how did he just walk into that room w nobody saying anything.... like two whole people behind him too

can the rich kid trying to feud with wuxian give it a rest
like i can already feel that it won’t end well

see, morally, i’m in conflict bc he seems a little too chaotic but i may just become raspberrywuxian incredibly soon
oh they’re onto him!!!!
no but why is he so charming
OH????
they keep using lan zhan and lan wangji interchangeably and it’s a little confusing but i love that he’s said like maybe a total of four words so far yet absolutely runs sht
okay so he’s expensive....
it’s one thing to tell people to shut the fck up but to shut them up with magic..... perhaps a god level pettiness
this xue yang person is FINE as hell hello
i fell asleep after episode 5 but wen ning baby i will get you outta there, i will get you OUT
this absolute lightweight

no but how is nobody catching onto the girl in red going around doing her lil spells, being mysterious, cutting class..... like fellas....
lan zhan thinks so loud ksjsjd like my love unclench for like five seconds
oh wait wen ning baby is everything okay,,,,
“confidant” n*tflix you are cowards and it SHOWS
is wangji a lil bit jealous

ok but what does “cultivator” mean in this context exactly
bc like i know the group of fellas in white at the beginning are cultivators (incl. lwj) and they exorcise these spirits etc etc but like what does it actually mean@

nah don’t hold wuxian back zixuan on my last nerve w his snobby bullsht
this is already the second 'string' binding them together.... fellas.....
huaisang vocalizing what he and wwx are both thinking... thank you for your service
so im just @ the point where if anyone comes for wangji, i'll square up.... like its no longer negotiable and no we cannot talk it out
oh wait i forgot this was a multi-episode flashback for the longest time
so we're back at the lady's statue...full circle but i need wen chao to chill the fck out

omg meng yao??????????????
oh i don’t like this at all..... if y’all came for wangji’s brother.... nah
i know they didn’t just kidnap wangji..... i KNOW they didn’t just kidnap my kid
i really can’t stand wen chao’s wannabe akatsuki thinks-hes-playing-3D-chess when he can’t win at tic tac toe trashy minion ass boy MOVE
on god your dad WONT like you after this i promise you just get a life somewhere idk
not him reciting the lan principles
and the look he gave lwj right before like love
