Whatsapp group chat between Buhari, Accountant general, Tony Elumelu & few others https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Tony Elumelu: Good morning house, I been hearing some rumours around that I& #39;d like us to clarify

Osinbajo: lol

Buhari: Admin, lock group abeg

A Thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
Obasanjo (Admin): Bubu, you wan ghost again. We& #39;ve been hearing some rumours around. Let& #39;s just talk it now please

Buhari: OK, Go on Tony

Tony Elumelu: Thank you, Mr President. What happened to our money in Abuja? The billions of Naira all gone with the explosion?
Buhari: Unfortunately, the money is gone due to mismanagement. Investigation is on already & I already wrote a letter to world bank hoping they grant us loan soon so we could eradicate Covid-19

Atiku: *It& #39;s Covikk One, Nine vilus My President

Osinbajo: madd oo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Buhari: Admin, remove these two idiotss https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">

Obasanjo: Your wish is my command, Mr President.

**Obasanjo removed Atiku & Osinbajo**

Buhari: Thank you Admin, Now who else wants to complain? Who are we removing next?

**Nobody responded**
Obasanjo: But guy!!! During my time sef, I no chop money reach you oo. I& #39;m getting jealous https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">

Tony Elumele: Oshey Fireboy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ”₯" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ”₯" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">

Buhari: Kai, Tonyyy!! Lmaoooo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

Obasanjo: Ehn, Ehn!!! Na me una dey use catch cruise like this

**Obasanjo removed Buhari and Tony Elumelu** https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">
Obasanjo: But guy!!! During my time sef, I no chop money reach you oo. I& #39;m getting jealous https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=Tony Elumele: Oshey Fireboy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ”₯" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ”₯" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">Buhari: Kai, Tonyyy!! Lmaoooo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">Obasanjo: Ehn, Ehn!!! Na me una dey use catch cruise like this **Obasanjo removed Buhari and Tony Elumelu** https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">" title="Obasanjo: But guy!!! During my time sef, I no chop money reach you oo. I& #39;m getting jealous https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">Tony Elumele: Oshey Fireboy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ”₯" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ”₯" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire">Buhari: Kai, Tonyyy!! Lmaoooo https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">Obasanjo: Ehn, Ehn!!! Na me una dey use catch cruise like this **Obasanjo removed Buhari and Tony Elumelu** https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😑" title="Pouting face" aria-label="Emoji: Pouting face">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
Tinubu: Weyrey leleyi oo, You removed a whole President https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ™Œ" title="Raising hands" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands"> Before you remove me, let me kuku remove myself https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚢" title="Person walking" aria-label="Emoji: Person walking">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚢" title="Person walking" aria-label="Emoji: Person walking">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🚢" title="Person walking" aria-label="Emoji: Person walking">

**Tinubu left**
Obasanjo: Wow, so everyone& #39;s left? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="πŸ€”" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">

Obasanjo: Anyway, Now that the president is out, you can leave if you want to leave. Group will be locked soon.

Accountant general: OBJ, abeg add that guy back, E get why. We still need talk on how to raise funds to renovate my office https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😏" title="Smirking face" aria-label="Emoji: Smirking face">
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