Whatsapp group chat between Buhari, Accountant general, Tony Elumelu & few others

Tony Elumelu: Good morning house, I been hearing some rumours around that I'd like us to clarify

Osinbajo: lol

Buhari: Admin, lock group abeg

A Thread

Obasanjo (Admin): Bubu, you wan ghost again. We've been hearing some rumours around. Let's just talk it now please

Buhari: OK, Go on Tony

Tony Elumelu: Thank you, Mr President. What happened to our money in Abuja? The billions of Naira all gone with the explosion?

Tinubu: You dunno? Me that I dropped ordinary 200 million Naira, I don't have sense abii?

Buhari: Unfortunately, the money is gone due to mismanagement. Investigation is on already & I already wrote a letter to world bank hoping they grant us loan soon so we could eradicate Covid-19

Atiku: *It's Covikk One, Nine vilus My President

Osinbajo: madd oo

Buhari: Admin, remove these two idiotss

Obasanjo: Your wish is my command, Mr President.

**Obasanjo removed Atiku & Osinbajo**

Buhari: Thank you Admin, Now who else wants to complain? Who are we removing next?

**Nobody responded**

Obasanjo: But guy!!! During my time sef, I no chop money reach you oo. I'm getting jealous

Tony Elumele: Oshey Fireboy

Buhari: Kai, Tonyyy!! Lmaoooo

Obasanjo: Ehn, Ehn!!! Na me una dey use catch cruise like this

**Obasanjo removed Buhari and Tony Elumelu**

Tinubu: Weyrey leleyi oo, You removed a whole President Before you remove me, let me kuku remove myself

**Tinubu left**

Obasanjo: Wow, so everyone's left?

Obasanjo: Anyway, Now that the president is out, you can leave if you want to leave. Group will be locked soon.

Accountant general: OBJ, abeg add that guy back, E get why. We still need talk on how to raise funds to renovate my office

Let's be friends, hit the follow button, ifb