I tried to talk to their lawyers but all these dogs said @sasshole was awol. I have no choice but to enter pleas of GUILTY for one and all. First off: guilty of being late to the work meeting because he was getting some pawffee— Oliver

Next, Ophelia is GUILTY of being WAY TOO EPIC

Rey is extremely guilty, as you can see, of snarfing snow. If only her lawyer was around

Guilty! Dogs don’t go on freezers!!!

Guilty! Of something haunting I think

Guilty lol what’s happening here

Annie is sure about to be guilty of saying some bad words mere seconds after this photo

Guilty! You can see it in his eyes

Guilty- but WHO is guilty the Queen or her loyal subject, ehhhhh @sasshole ?????

Guilty of extreme snow camouflage

Guilty of taking the sled down the trail WITHOUT SHAWN

Obv. Guilty.

If this isn’t an expression of guilt tell me WHAT IS

Okay maybe it’s something else

Oliver is guilty. I’m sorry you had to go through this @PadeeMc

Jesse is guilty of negligent laying-fully-on-top-of-Blue

Ophelia farted on the dogs behind her AND SHE’S PROUD OF IT. Guilty.

Hooch, convicted of awkward wig-wearing

Pleaded guilty

Just... guilty.

Guilty of radiant cheerfulness. Belle is the suuuuuuper chipper person who greets you before you’ve had any coffee

Guilty of being way the eff too cute. Oh and Ophelia is guilty for some questionable karaoke

Cassidy, knowing she did it, knowing the case is closing in around her

Guilty Cassidy

We all know who ate that poop

In a serious plot twist it was Furiosa who ate the poop.

Okay new level of guilt right there

Guilty! Thievery! Guilt!!!

Guilty of super not social distancing

WANTED

Guilty for the chomping Of several fingers

And multiple treats

Reward: 1 milkbone (but don’t let him near it)

Alive or alive

@PadeeMc is obviously guilty

Someone here is guilty

Guilty of audacious winking

Guilty of a lot of close talking

Guilty! Jesse! This is not how dog beds go!

Guilty of being goofy

Guilty of trying to steal satellite reception

Guilty of forgetting... something

Guilty of falling asleep while wearing a hat

Or maybe not because his eyes weren’t open yet

But he was definitely wearing a hat!

Guilty of upside down vampirism

Hee hee guilty (he tried to jump onto this house that was covered in a tarp, but had no lid)

Guilty of being the best darn momma all around

Guilty of growing up way the eff too fast.

@sasshole is not listening so please, I beg of you kind populace, flood his inbox with the notifications of similarly guilty dogs!

(No meanness though, please and thank you, only in the spirit of love of our unlawful canine friends!)