What if we bribed a criminal organization and claimed a majority of the rent causing us to be the most powerful real estate agents in the city
And we're both boys

What I let you take a shower in my penthouse overlooking the city and offered you dinner while talking about flowers
And we're both boys

What I failed to save you after you were killed by a man who was trying to get revenge
And we're both boys

Was this thread made for this one joke? Absolutely