do I make a few frozen jalapeño poppers and 5 minute fries?
one of the poppers is shaped like a deformed heart and it’s adorable
also I wish our oven didn’t make such a loud and prolonged beeping sound when it’s done preheating because I swear it’s loud enough to wake up the entire block and I’m surprised neither of my parents woke up and asked me what I was doing
so I’m chilling in the kitchen, waiting for my food and watching @PrettyMuchIt videos and jay comes in from where he was downstairs playing video games, takes his sweatpants off, and puts them on the back of a barstools# at the island

why? “So I’ll remember where they are.”
“You’re gonna see them in the kitchen?”

“Yeah, I’ll remember to grab them at 11:30.”

that’s my family for you
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