Easter, Passover, and Pesach are practically 3 different religious traditions.

And in this house..

โ”โ”“
โ”ƒโ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฒ none of
โ”ƒโ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ฒโ•ฒ them
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ•ญโ•ฎโ•ฒโ•ฒ are worth
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”›โ–•โ–” shit
โ•ฑโ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ–”โ•ฒ
โ•ฑโ•ฑโ”โ”ณโ”“โ•ญโ•ฎโ”โ”ณโ”“ โ•ฒโ•ฒ
โ–”โ–โ”—โ”ปโ”›โ”ƒโ”ƒโ”—โ”ปโ”›โ–•โ–”
GFY
The Jews who wait for their Messiah are STILL waiting.

And when their kosher Messiah shows up - it's gunna be LIT.
And Easter! Don't even get me started.
Talk about living in a dreamworld.

Your entire reality is like a Disney movie.

Look around sleepy head - it's time to wake the fuck up!
My kids didn't even know it was "Easter" until I told them about this ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars.

They also know bunnies don't poop chocolate eggs.
๐Ÿ’ฉ

"They're MAMMALS! THEY HAVE BABIES DAD!"
We need to REPENT!
These gods aren't vegan!
Your father is The Devil!
Sure everyone loves family traditions, but make your own.

"Family Tradition" is just a fancy way for adults to say "peer-pressure".

We're smarter than that. It's time to grow up.
Check out Fossilized Customs by Lew White for more information on the Pagan origins of Western Holidays and Calendars.
Pesach is the annual celebration of the ANGEL OF DEATH LITERALLY ๐Ÿ‘ PASSING ๐Ÿ‘ OVER ๐Ÿ‘THE๐Ÿ‘ISRAELIS๐Ÿ‘AND๐Ÿ‘ COMMITING ๐Ÿ‘ GENOCIDE ๐Ÿ‘OF๐Ÿ‘EGYPTS๐Ÿ‘ FIRSTBORN!

I mean, that's pretty low vibes stuff.
Christians seems to use Easter and Passover interchangeably - depending on their level of knowledge and depth of faith.

While Easter obviously has its origins elsewhere, the "Passover" story as told in the Gospels would be a separate narrative than Easter or the current Pesach.
As I said initially, all of these can go fly a kite.

Fucking nonsense for fearful children.

Grow up.
Watch the 3 videos I linked to in this thread if you care.

Don't @ me bro, I'm not trying to argue with any of you - and if you like your holiday than enjoy it. I don't want to ruin your thing.

I'm just over here doing my thing.
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