Have spent $25 magnificently, i.e. like an ass, i.e. on an entire book of incredibly ugly 80s sweater knitting patterns. One of them is the iconic “luxury few can afford” sweater. One of them is this tiger that I would now die for

The strawberry one is actually pretty cute.
I think the horse with the French horn is supposed to be dignified but I cannot take it seriously at all. That horse, it knows secrets
The egg proves that our tastes have not changed at all

I’m absolutely stealing someone else’s comment for this but that is clearly Bernie Sanders as a gay robot.
The frog is unremarkable but the decision to put it on a sleeveless vest over absolutely nothing else sure was a choice

Banana.