In Perú, we don’t say “what do you want?” We say “oe que carajo quieres?” And I think that’s beautiful.

In Perú, we don’t say “let’s do something” We say “vamos a webear“ and I think that’s beautiful.

In Perú, we don’t say “what’s wrong with you?” We say “oe que chucha tienes huevon?” And I think that’s beautiful.

In Perú, we don’t say “I don’t believe you” we say “saaaaaaaaaaal de acá oe” and I think that’s beautiful.

In Perú, we don’t say “you’re such an idiot” we say “que cojudo eres” and I think that’s beautiful.

In Perú we don’t say “shut up” we say “calla mierda” and I think that’s beautiful.

In Perú, we don’t say “I’m broke” we say “estoy misio” and I think that’s beautiful.

In Perú, we don’t say “I love you” we say “te invito pollo ala brasa con todas las salsas” and I think that’s beautiful.

I’m Perú, we don’t say “I’m drunk” we say “estoy huasca” and I think that’s beautiful.

In Perú, we don't say "I’m going to a party" we say" esta noche la cagamos" and I think that's beautiful.