I think it’s important to gaslight straight men. I highly recommend misquoting their favorite movie

“AAAAAALRIGHTY NOW!”

“I’m gonna make him an offer he will regret.”

“The first rule of Fight Club is: kissing girls is gay.”

“Say hello to my machine gun.”

If none of these apply, just walk into a room, give a vague criticism of The Wire and immediately leave.

And I mean really vague. Like “there’s too many people on the show” vague.

Another recommendation: always say “I love Billy Joel!” when they play a Bob Dylan song