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I’m sorry to interrupt you, @SexyWario4. If you still even remember that name. But I’m afraid you have been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift. Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don’t even realize that you’re trapped. Your lust of clout has driven you into endless circles.

Chasing the surfing of new users in some unseen chamber always seeming so near. It’s somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is //NOT\\\\ where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer. Who somehow found this job listing not intended for you. Although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that’s not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well, I am nearby.

This place will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you parodies trapped in the corridors. Be still, and give up your spirits. They dont be long to you.

As for most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps, warm, waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So don’t keep the devil waiting, old friend. This ends, for all of us. End communication.

//This is meant as a tribute for the parodies that helped me out, even if small. Seriously, thank you all for helping me get this far in the parody twitter community. I started this account as something fun but I’m already close to 1k followers! Thank you all!

//the parodies that appear in this thread: @SpaghettiBoy64 @EmeraldWatcher @SexyWario4 @GanonBabyEater
Seriously, without these guys I wouldn’t even be here. Give them some love and follow the others who helped me! Happy 700 Followers!
btw untag when replying.\\\\