My brother was in the middle of a kitchen remodel when this started

After the contractors had gutted his kitchen, governor @GovWhitmer ordered them to stop working or face a fine

The law only affected residential construction. They& #39;re still allowed to build a Dollar Tree

He has been cooking on his BBQ grill

At least he was able to go fishing by himself in his boat, to stay sane

Well, until about an hour from now, when that& #39;ll be a crime

A $1,000 fine for being by yourself in a boat.