#ImpoliteThingsToDoAfterSex tell me to make you a sandwich. First of all, if my legs are steady enough to walk to the kitchen when your done, you don't deserve a fucking sandwich.

Well this blew up. I don't have a sound cloud (isn't that what I'm supposed to say?). I'll probably regret this tomorrow and have to deactivate when I'm dog piled by incels, misogynists and transphobes.

Anyway, thanks all. I'm glad you liked it.

Nice