Not trying to dick-swing, just making something clear. Several men have tried to kill me and they're all very dead. Save the rando anon Twitter death threat shit for someone else.
I haven't been to the range in almost a month, and that's probably the longest pause since 2009, so I guess this would be a good window of opportunity since I'm so fucking rusty.
I got swatted in 2009 and the FBI had to interview all my coworkers and ask them if they thought I was capable of shooting up the place and a lot of them said "IDK" so it kind of put me off my guns for a while.
Also bought a lot of bagels for the breakroom after that.
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