uh oh. UH OH! RUH ROH! WUH WOH! OOPSY! OOPSIES! OOPSIES DOODLIES! (screencaps c/o @omophagos)

HELLO? HELLO? HELLO? WHO IS ABOUT TO TRANQUILIZE ME? HELLO? I AM ABOUT TO WILD THE FUCK OUT?

i am The Easiest Bitch for inane procedural romances

she is short and very pretty! hello! hello!

kiss her! kiss this woman! kiss her! i command it! i command the writers of SEAL Team to do this thing! i will it! make him a series regular! let her be kissed!!!!

THE NORMIE LEAPT OUT OF ME !

pounding my fists against the glass GIVE ME SERIES REGULAR JAMES RANSONE AND GIVE HER HANDSOME MAN WITH BEARD TO BLAST HER CACHE

i am sniped with a tranquilizer dart & animal control quickly swarms my felled body

i'm rereading this thread & feel that i perhaps went briefly insane