ok I did drop off at the end of the Captain America live tweet cause sis and I fell asleep and only woke up for the Sad Part

Time for Avengers now and if that isn’t a feel good movie then idk what is

Sitting down for Avengers!

“Doors open from both sides”

Goddamn they did and they always have done Hawkeye dirty

AUNT ROBIN

I LOVE NAT’S DOUBLE INTERROGATION SCENE

HAHAAHHA “Are you kissing? I’m working??” LMAO

OH MY GOD THE BW FIGHT SCENE I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT

Ew Nat being the one who extracts Bruce out of hiding turns out to have very awkward implications for them in the future

I will...never understand where that little girl went

“I’m sorry that was mean” BRUCE BBY

Chris Evans Booty

IRON MAN!!! UNDERWATER!!! OFF THE GRID!!! SUSTAINABLE POWER

JARVIS I MISS YOU

12% of the credit

and now i use this phrase all the time

HIS FIRST NAME IS AGENT

What does she whisper in his ear? “I will recite the periodic table Of elements from memory?”

THE CELLIST

Phil fanboying over Cap

I can’t believe I forgot so many wonderful things that ended up being important to the fan culture

I remember losing my shit the first time the heli carrier lifted

Sign the damn cards Steve

Here comes Loki in his sexy, SEXY suit

Ok Loki makes murder look so good

I love this German senior citizen standing up to Loki when no one else would...only 1 boomer has rights

After Captain Marvel it makes sense that Nick is not so dazed by visitors from other planets

HERE COMES IRON MAN

ENTRANCE MUSIC

Loki: *resentful goth silence*

“Capsicle”

THUNDAAAAHHHHH

The look on Loki’s face tho

OH SHIT NOT THOR

Why’s Tony’s voice a lot sexier in the helmet

“You tossed me into an abyss!”

Bitch...you let go

SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK

Tony already has some idea of what each of the Avengers is/does and treats them based on this prejudice...but there is a lot that a SHIELD file doesn’t include

Loki is in self-iso...that’s perfect

TONY OFFERING TO FLY PHIL TO PORTLAND

“That man is playing Galaga”

s c i e n c e b r o s

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

This movie is perfect in every way. When did we start to go wrong

MELLOW JAZZ BONGO DRUMS HUGE BAG OF WEED

Don’t talk shit about Stark Tower

Clintasha was a missed oppprtunity tbh

IS THIS LOVE AGENT ROMANOFF

Avengers brought up so many questions about Nat which I HOPE are answered in Black Widow...I have a list of them and will ensure each one is resolved

Captain Marvel falls apart in a way because Fury talks in Avengers like Thor’s arrival was the first time he learned of other planets...

GENIUS BILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY PHILANTHROPIST

Why isn’t the helicarrier invisible this time

Aah great this is a mess

“Lever”

The first Thor/Hulk fight is ICONIC

Oh no Phil DONT DO IT

TARGET ANGRY

“Even I don’t know what it does”

COULSON
COULSON NOOOO
YOU WERE THE GREATEST MAN I KNEW

Hawkeye and Black Widow are so iconic what the fuck why didn’t we get this ship

COULSON NO

And the arc reactor light in Tony’s chest is gone

His heart broke

Thor in a field of dairies is such an aesthetic

“Well then, son, you got a condition”

See??? Where in this scenario does it make sense for Clint to have a family...one that Loki would conveniently ignore???

WHY did they do this ship DIRTY like that

“Full tilt diva”

SUIT UP
SUIT UP
SUIT UP

SON...JUST DON’T

Let’s hear it for New York!!! WHERE EVERYTHING HAPPENS

WAS TONY ABOUT TO HIT LOKI WITH STATISTICS ABOUT ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

WORMHOLE

This is really the beginning of all of Tony’s problems huh

Goddamn Loki really be stabbin his bro since they were kids

WHAT HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST

Respect the uniform, cops

THOOOOORRRRRRR

Not Bruce arriving late to the party

AND TONY BRINGING THE PARTY

I’M ALWAYS ANGRY

THIS SHOT! THIS PERFECT SHOT! IT NEVER GETS OLD

and hulk....smash

I don’t care what anyone says, Hawkeye got SKILLZ and he’s a badass

Cap/Widow teamwork is EVERYTHING

LOVE the long action shot!!!!

“Stupid-ass decision”

PUNY GOD

Ran out of arrows like an amateur

PEPPER ANSWER YOUR GODDAMN PHONE

So you see, that’s where the trouble began.

That portal.

That damned portal.

HULK CATCH IRON MAN

I was so down for Thor jump starting him (we eventually get that but not now)

“Shawarma”

Bye Thor! Bye Loki! See you soon!

They made a promise and they kept it for like 3 Avengers movies

What’s the A stand for?

I KEEP FORGETTING SOUNDGARDEN DID THIS DOPE ASS SONG AT THE END

I’m pretty sure the MCU peaked with this movie. Sorry, not sorry.