Friends. I thought I was done tweeting for the day, but in fact, I am not. In fact, Ben and I have decided, in our sorry state of social isolation, to watch...CATS.

Oh wow, it’s been literally one minute and it’s already awful

I don’t understand how they spent so much money and the picture looks this terrible???

Oh look, here is CATS star Idris Elba!!

ME: I have no idea what’s going on. BEN: what do you MEAN, she got thrown out and now has to find her identity while dancing ballet in a graveyard next to Piccadilly Circus!!

Extremely confused about what size they’re supposed to be?!?

I feel like this might all have worked if they just...weren’t cats??!!

There’s so much emoting and swaggering happening and I just HAVE NO IDEA WHY

Wait no one told me Idris Elba was an evil AND magical cat

It’s so bad that half an hour into it our TV just up and turned the movie off

Guys, I’ve owned and known many cats, and I can tell you: they just do not move like this

I’m sorry, when did this become a horror movie crossed with an erotic thriller?