. shady af comebacks
——> t h r e a d.

“why are you so short?”

“i could say the same thing about your relationships”

——> shady af comeback

“youre looking pretty today! pretty ugly!”

: atleast people can actually see my real face instead of paint. Oh, and be careful in direct heat. wouldn’t want that plastic to melt now would we?

——> savage af comeback

“You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room.”

——> shady af comeback

now why yall liking this just know