Saturday I am playing a poker tournament raising at least $1,000,000 for @FeedingAmerica with @ACR_POKER .I'm playing this tournament with an insane lineup of entertainment legends! It's going to be special, so I took some time tonight to write some goals:

Goal #1: Deliver a bad beat to @johnkrasinski that's so ridiculous he deadpans to a camera that’s not there.

Goal #2: Make a move on @aaronpaul_8 to let him know what's up. This is Poker bitch!

Goal #3: Put in 4 bets preflop against Matt Damon to give him a taste of his own medicine. “I’m sorry Matt, I don't remember.”

Goal #4: Check raise @BryanCranston . You may be the one who knocks, but I bet you just missed that flop.

Goal #5: Shove all in on @JayMewes with a draw while shouting "Snoooch to the nooooooooch."

Goal #6: Play a poker hand so epic it makes an episode of @ThatKevinSmith ‘Smodcast.’ (Seriously man, you changed my life. An honor to play poker with you.)

Goal #7: Lose most of my chips to @Casey so he can use them to replace another drone or boosted board.

Goal #8: Pick up so many good hands against Jon Hamm that he actually wants to go home to Betty.

Goal #9: Knock out @adamlevine from the tournament early so that all he has on ‘Sunday Morning’ is ‘Memories’

Shoutout to @ACR_POKER and @BenAffleck for putting this event together. A great occasion to raise some money, and bring people together when we all need it most.

A secondary thanks to my sponsor @partypoker . When I asked about playing this event, they encouraged me to do so, even though ACR is a competitor. We all love this game and want to see its success around the world. It’s nice that I work with people that can see the big picture.