My ex comes over and purposely leaves shit in my room because he wants “my other niggas to see it.” Jokes on him, cus I dont got hoes. So I just leave it and the next time he comes over his dumb ass forgets and comes in questioning me about shit he left EVERY TIME


And I mean he been doing this for months
And its hilarious because he thinks hes creative. He’ll leave wraps and roaches because he knows I don’t smoke. He’s left all types of clothes, socks, boxers, tshirts etc
and he really thinks I don’t know what hes doing.


“Whose boxers are these?” Nigga now you know those are yours and you free-balled home the last time you came over
It’s honestly the funniest shit because I’m supposively the crazy one


