My ex comes over and purposely leaves shit in my room because he wants “my other niggas to see it.” Jokes on him, cus I dont got hoes. So I just leave it and the next time he comes over his dumb ass forgets and comes in questioning me about shit he left EVERY TIME😂🤦🏽‍♀️
And I mean he been doing this for months😅 And its hilarious because he thinks hes creative. He’ll leave wraps and roaches because he knows I don’t smoke. He’s left all types of clothes, socks, boxers, tshirts etc😂 and he really thinks I don’t know what hes doing.
“Whose boxers are these?” Nigga now you know those are yours and you free-balled home the last time you came over😂🤦🏽‍♀️ It’s honestly the funniest shit because I’m supposively the crazy one😅
Exhibit A: This from last night🤦🏽‍♀️ Yall see how this mf strategically placed this shit under my hair tie😂😂😂 I CANNOT😭
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