I know @scrowder is funnier than me.

BUT here's why you should vote for me as your quarantine buddy:

I'm a good cook & would cook for you

I like board games, but I'm also not very good at them, so you'd mostly win

We could watch any movies you want

I come with a Jellybean https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1248778741884563456

For reference, this is what you'd be missing out on if you don't vote for me: