If you base marriage upon age it explains why you’re single. Everyone who liked this is lonely, bitter, and thinks getting black out drunk and banging the pot head named Dylan from high school is “thriving.” I said what I said. https://twitter.com/alyssa_schoener/status/1248442853765890048

Apparently I go to church every week, my marriage is failing and am now against weed..?? Y’all must know more about me than I do.