Random, drunk Cowboys-related Tweets forthcoming. Probably until my phone dies.

Fuck it. Thread this joint.

I have a strange appreciation for the Campo Cowboys. I watch them all the time.

Rookie Zeke is worth $90M

2003 Thanksgiving vs. Dolphins. Last game my grandfather was healthy enough to watch with me before he died. I 100% cannot watch that game. Tried many times. Cant do it.

I miss Bease like 11%

I'm not sure I think Aikman is as great as I thought he was when it was happening.

Y'all remember Herschel as trade bait. Herschel made me a fan of football, and the Cowboys.

Dat Nguyen was better than Sean Lee. Argue your uncle

T.O. would have retired a Cowboy if Romo and Witt weren't soft.

I actually WANTED us to take Bobby Carpenter.

I love Wane McGarity more than I should.

I have hated Jason Witten's guts a solid decade.

My stepdad tried to make me a Saints fan. He almost got me. Rickey Jackson, Pat Swilling, Sam Mills....strong case.

Emmitt wasnt "better" than Barry, but Barry was overrated.

We still need Willie Blade.

Year 4 Dak is ALMOST as good as Year 11 Romo.

That should kill the debate.

Wtf happened to Derek Ross?

We have to be the weakest kick/punt return franchise in history.