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Fuck it. Thread this joint.
I have a strange appreciation for the Campo Cowboys. I watch them all the time.
Rookie Zeke is worth $90M
2003 Thanksgiving vs. Dolphins. Last game my grandfather was healthy enough to watch with me before he died. I 100% cannot watch that game. Tried many times. Cant do it.
I miss Bease like 11%
I'm not sure I think Aikman is as great as I thought he was when it was happening.
Y'all remember Herschel as trade bait. Herschel made me a fan of football, and the Cowboys.
Dat Nguyen was better than Sean Lee. Argue your uncle
T.O. would have retired a Cowboy if Romo and Witt weren't soft.
I actually WANTED us to take Bobby Carpenter.
I love Wane McGarity more than I should.
I have hated Jason Witten's guts a solid decade.
My stepdad tried to make me a Saints fan. He almost got me. Rickey Jackson, Pat Swilling, Sam Mills....strong case.
Emmitt wasnt "better" than Barry, but Barry was overrated.
We still need Willie Blade.
Year 4 Dak is ALMOST as good as Year 11 Romo.
That should kill the debate.
That should kill the debate.
Wtf happened to Derek Ross?
We have to be the weakest kick/punt return franchise in history.
