In Puerto Rico we don’t say “stop that.” We say “deja de estar jodiendo puñeta” and I think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “go to hell” we say “vete pal carajo cabrón” and i think that’s beautiful

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “what’s up bro” we say “que lo qué hay papi” and i think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “let’s hang out” we say “Vamos a janguear” and I think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “eat your food” we say “avanza y comete toda la comida antes de que te doy con la chancleta” and i think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “who’s that” we say “quien carajo es ese cabrón/a” and i think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “are you okay” we say “deja la mierda ya coño” and i think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “I’m bored” we say “díache estoy aburrida con cojones” and i think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “your crazy” we say “Nena estas bien al garete” and i think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “shit” when we hit ourselves with something, we say “Puñeta, carajo, qué hostia!” and i think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “oh shit I forgot” we say “me cago en ná, no me recuerdo” and I think that’s beautiful.

In Puerto Rico we don’t say “I don’t wanna dance” we say “ yo perreo sola” and I think that’s beautiful.

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