Time for a Wildlife Vignette

Swamp Trolls -

These are the only trolls to ever learn to domesticate animals namely the hard and soft tailed harleys and the giant Zorkobian crotch lobster. ...
They are remarkable creatures that only communicate in a bastardized version of common humanese, and only with sentences that include suggestions of either; acts of senseless violence or celebration or both. ...
For example, a swamp troll wants his friend to accompany him to his knitting class so he says, “Yo man! Let's go kick the shit out of a pair of socks with a couple of spikes! It'll be awesome fun!” ...
Swamp trolls stand on average around eight feet tall. They have varying colors of skin similar to human beings. They also grow facial hair much like human beings. In fact, they appear to be ugly massive human brigand like people, for all intents and purposes. ...
They are not.
For the most part, the swamp trolls remain in their dark mysterious abodes for many months deep among the cypress and mangroves where their females elate in exotic courting rituals that include dancing with tall golden poles.
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Boisterous and sometimes brutish creatures, they only venture from their steamy abodes once in a while to interact with each other in rowdy celebrations, where they drink their horrible alcoholic invention known as bykr. ...
These bykr parties always involve competitions where the trolls partake in the trick riding of some of the peninsula's rarest creatures, hard tailed harleys, and where they serve freshly steamed crotch lobsters straight from an ogre's underwear and into a bubbling pot. ...
These bykr parties are becoming harder and harder to locate as the species is, unfortunately, fading from the world. ...
their traditional songs and dances all but forgotten as their younger generations are drawn into the cities and towns with the promises of sparkly lights and falafel stands.
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