I just called the @dscc to tell them my wife and I would give them an amount they request not to exceed $10,000. They were very happy to request the full $10K and told me all the things they could do with that money. And I was happy, too. #EIDLHOAX

Then I called them back and told them that because of the demand for my donations, I was changing the formula and giving them $1,000. They were very upset. Tried to convince me to change my mind, but I held strong. So they were not happy but willing to accept it. #EIDLHOAX

So they asked when I'd like to make the donation, and I said in three days. And after 3 days, I said later in the week. And then I told them 24-48 hours. And then 30 days. And then 45 days. Then 2-3 weeks. And 24-48 hours again. Then I said maybe never... #EIDLHOAX

And then I told them that my donation that I hadn't paid and probably never would was donated "flawlessly" and no one could criticize it. And if they didn't give me credit for giving them that $10K, I was going to be super angry. #EIDLHOAX