Ok, so, John the Baptist *is* John the Revelator... but I digress.

The clear and obvious answer is #3.

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#1 Paul is awesome but has NO CHILL. Can you even imagine being stuck in a house with that sort of energy? Meanwhile Job is whining the entire time about why no one will listen to him and Jacob is busy stealing EVERYTHING. Deborah and Mary are tired of their shenanigans BUT STILL

#2 This is a pretty great house in a lot of ways. Moses will complain but can brings all-you-can-eat Baklava so that's ok. No one knows what John's talking about but he's harmless. Esther is lowkey running the show and Rahab is a sweetie, but Rachel is the Ultimate Karen... VETO

#4 Solomon will literally not stop trying to hook up with EVERYONE. No one needs that right now. Peter turns into a cool dude, but it takes soem time. Samson keeps yelling "BEER ME" & Miriam keeps making passive-aggressive comments. Leah is keeping us sane but it's a powder-keg.

#5 David is literally the worst person on this list and that's saying something with Solomon and Joseph and Jacob. There's like a 75% chance you don't make it out of this house alive. Jeremiah's all weepy, Rebekah is playing politics, and Mary and John are just along for the ride

#6 Hannah is wonderful; sews everyone masks. Mary is Hannah but better. But Sarah? Nooo thanks. 100% she demands her way & blames everyone for it when it goes wrong. She tries to kick MARY out of the house! Joseph won't shut up ab how great he is & Elijah is depressed after day 3

The right answer #3 Abraham makes stupid mistakes frequently but comes up big when it counts. Barnabas is the ultimate hype man & sold his house to help people who lost their jobs from C19. Ruth HAS PLANS (they're good); Phoebe & Martha are the world's cleanest people. 3 THRIVES.

Edit button when? I got caught up in procrastizeal... John the Revelator is John the Apostle, not John the Baptist.