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the fun thing about straight women is that they& #39;re so confusing. keep it up ladies.
the horrible thing about straight women is that they& #39;re hot. quit it. stop NOW.
the horrible thing about straight women is that they& #39;re hot. quit it. stop NOW.
Str8 Woman: DUA LIPPA DUA LIPPA TATI WESTBROOK TATI WESTBROOK I LOVE THAT MEN SMELL BAD AND ARE RUDE LADY GAGA COACHELLA!
humble lesbian: haha yay! you& #39;re so valid!
Str8 Woman: *is hot*
humble lesbian: n o o o oooooOOOOO!
humble lesbian: haha yay! you& #39;re so valid!
Str8 Woman: *is hot*
humble lesbian: n o o o oooooOOOOO!
these tweets go out to ever little girl who insisted on wearing a newsie cap and a denim jacket to elementary school every day and pretended to care about american girl dolls or n*sync because the girl who lived across the street made her stomach feel weird
str8 girl: WANNA COME OVER AND PRETEND TO PERFORM DOMESTIC TASKS
little protolesbian who would rather be scuttling around the woods with a dog pushing dead trees over and hates so much as taking a bath, let alone mopping, but who is now blushing beet red: haha yeah!
little protolesbian who would rather be scuttling around the woods with a dog pushing dead trees over and hates so much as taking a bath, let alone mopping, but who is now blushing beet red: haha yeah!
