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the fun thing about straight women is that they're so confusing. keep it up ladies.
the horrible thing about straight women is that they're hot. quit it. stop NOW.
the horrible thing about straight women is that they're hot. quit it. stop NOW.
Str8 Woman: DUA LIPPA DUA LIPPA TATI WESTBROOK TATI WESTBROOK I LOVE THAT MEN SMELL BAD AND ARE RUDE LADY GAGA COACHELLA!
humble lesbian: haha yay! you're so valid!
Str8 Woman: *is hot*
humble lesbian: n o o o oooooOOOOO!
humble lesbian: haha yay! you're so valid!
Str8 Woman: *is hot*
humble lesbian: n o o o oooooOOOOO!
these tweets go out to ever little girl who insisted on wearing a newsie cap and a denim jacket to elementary school every day and pretended to care about american girl dolls or n*sync because the girl who lived across the street made her stomach feel weird
str8 girl: WANNA COME OVER AND PRETEND TO PERFORM DOMESTIC TASKS
little protolesbian who would rather be scuttling around the woods with a dog pushing dead trees over and hates so much as taking a bath, let alone mopping, but who is now blushing beet red: haha yeah!
little protolesbian who would rather be scuttling around the woods with a dog pushing dead trees over and hates so much as taking a bath, let alone mopping, but who is now blushing beet red: haha yeah!
