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1. Hermione: I've got a lot of tricks up my sleeve.
Dumbles: I'm scared.
Hermione: I know I'll back down until they push me in a corner.
Harry: No one puts Baby in a corner!
Hermione: I'm NEVER dirty dancing for you Harry. You put me in a corner and everyone gets fucked.
Dumbles: I'm scared.
Hermione: I know I'll back down until they push me in a corner.
Harry: No one puts Baby in a corner!
Hermione: I'm NEVER dirty dancing for you Harry. You put me in a corner and everyone gets fucked.
2. Ron: I hate 80s movies. It's all Romeo and Juliet bullshit. One kid is poor & the other is rich and no one really likes each other until they realize the poor kid knows what is up and the rich kid knows the poor kid will always put them in there place. There is never a sequel.
3. Hermione: I'm casting you as Baby, Ron.
Ron: Why did Jennifer Grey ever get a nose job?
Hermione: So she could do that sitcom about an actress who got a nose job and now no one will hire her.
Harry: Kirstie Alley did a sitcom about an actress who got too fat to work.
Ron: Why did Jennifer Grey ever get a nose job?
Hermione: So she could do that sitcom about an actress who got a nose job and now no one will hire her.
Harry: Kirstie Alley did a sitcom about an actress who got too fat to work.
4. Dumbles: WTF? Do they just make these deeply offensive sitcoms just to insult actresses still under some fucked up contract?
Hermione: Hollywood is scared of women who look & act like adults.
Ron: They are scared of real human beings.
Hermione: They are scared of reality.
Hermione: Hollywood is scared of women who look & act like adults.
Ron: They are scared of real human beings.
Hermione: They are scared of reality.
5. Harry: I'm actually surprised they cast Renee in anything after what she did to her face.
Hermione: #MeToo
Seriously Harry, Renee sucks. I would have NEVER cast that moron as Judy Garland. She is shit.
Harry: You have a Renee story?
Hermione: I hate you, but I'll tell it.
Hermione: #MeToo
Seriously Harry, Renee sucks. I would have NEVER cast that moron as Judy Garland. She is shit.
Harry: You have a Renee story?
Hermione: I hate you, but I'll tell it.
6. Ron: Are we doing Dirty Dancing?
Hermione: Sorry. I cut you from the role.
Ron: I CAN DANCE.
Hermione: I know, I just REALLY hate that movie. It bores me. I've never even watched it all from beginning to end. Yea. The betch learned to dance at the country club. The end.
Hermione: Sorry. I cut you from the role.
Ron: I CAN DANCE.
Hermione: I know, I just REALLY hate that movie. It bores me. I've never even watched it all from beginning to end. Yea. The betch learned to dance at the country club. The end.
7. Harry: Tell me your Renee story.
Hermione: My ex-husband had to deliver some paper work to her house when he was living in LA. That betch stood there on her lawn yelling at her servants because she didn't like where they parked. I don't think my ex even gave her the letter.
Hermione: My ex-husband had to deliver some paper work to her house when he was living in LA. That betch stood there on her lawn yelling at her servants because she didn't like where they parked. I don't think my ex even gave her the letter.
8. Ron: What was in the letter?
Hermione: A fucking part that betch wasn't getting cast in, so she can go fuck herself for being rude to poor people. Don't tell me you helped her land the Judy role, Harry. Stupid.
Harry: I am stupid.
Hermione: Then stay away from dumb people.
Hermione: A fucking part that betch wasn't getting cast in, so she can go fuck herself for being rude to poor people. Don't tell me you helped her land the Judy role, Harry. Stupid.
Harry: I am stupid.
Hermione: Then stay away from dumb people.
9. Cumberbutt: Okay, now I am intrigued. What do you think makes a someone good actress or actor?
Hermione: Someone who understands music. I have a completely different theme for this thread, but I just had to take a moment to shit on Harry, again.
Harry: I could be an actor.
Hermione: Someone who understands music. I have a completely different theme for this thread, but I just had to take a moment to shit on Harry, again.
Harry: I could be an actor.
