Watching Bloodsport on netflix... and... a 5 year old with a YouTube channel could direct the move better. A middle school drama class could act better. This shit is horrible but, I.CAN& #39;T.STOP.WATCHING #Quarantine
Bloodsport& #39;s plot line is fucking complex.

Plot=Jean-Claude Van Damme does the splits

Subplot= no one show emotion unless getting kicked, then grunt and proceed to whoopin ass
Hairy beastly bestfriend likes Frank, because Frank& #39;s dynamic, emotionally deep, and complicated personality, which he refuse to show. Ever. But hey. He can stare off into space like a fucking space cowboy champion
Dude just stole a gold tooth off the mat and tried it on his own tooth. I& #39;m starting to wonder which country Coronavirus came from....https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
Oh hell yeah!! 80& #39;s music slow-mo fight sequence!
Government: "look Frank, Rambo is popular right now, so we must use the same plot. Oh you know the one... we made you a killing machine, we own you, we are bringing you back against your will."
Had to take a 5 minute break to pour another bourbon. It& #39;s just to intense to handle. Yall understand
Wow! I cant believe so many of you are following along my journey of this fantastic cinematic treasure. I feel honored all zero of you can appreciate the best movie in the world. Time to hit play again
Jean-claude has Shooter McGavin& #39;s Gold jacket and hes runningfrom the bad guys.
I just became gay for a second. Love making scene is focused on Jean-Claudes sexy briefs. Synthesizer music has me sweating
Blonde chick with no bra and 80& #39;s hair. I& #39;m straight again
Jean-Claude must be Chuck Norris& #39; cousin at least.
Oh my.... I wish I was making this up but they have the African guy jumping around the ring like a... well... think of the most racist animal you can think of and you win the prize. The 80s were something else man...
Bestfriend just got KOed (classic coma scene) by the antagonist before the final round. Rocky IV is awesome... I mean Bloodsport
This is the most interesting thread that no one will ever read. I hope no one runs it by commenting, sharing, or liking. Keep the streak going!!
Now he is doing the splits on a high-rise looking out over the ocean Bay. This is just incredible
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