Monalisa - The Breakup 1 πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
Love is a beautiful thing guys.

Sometimes you get so filled up in emotions that you lose control of yourself, e kare ba go hypnotaeza or something, so let me tell you my side of the story before you judge me.
My name is Monalisa, living in Mafikeng, unit 6. I am doing my PHD in Econometrics at the University of the North West, so I met this other guy in 2013. Modimo wame such a loving soul. Yes it's true Me and him broke up, it's a sad story to tell but I am to tell it the way it is
so the truth is the only thing I am going to tell. I pray that God can help me and give me strength to tell the honest truth.

Before everything or before I go deeper I know Gore le batla go itse Gore why Ke bidiwa "Mmaditlhaga" it's a nickname I got from my person
Monna Wa ditoro tsaka ❀

Whooo!!!!! This guy wa nketsa tlheng, i heard he was a final year student studying Bcom Economics. I can promise you that the sun is very jealous of his hotness!!!!
if you want some tea just pour tap water in a cup, put in a teabag and let him hold the cup, i promise the water will boil, that's how cute and hot he is.😊😊
Whenever i saw him in campus I would perform a cat walk, tilt my hair like they do in the movies and put my chest out so he can notice my boobs...owaaai! Nix, he never noticed me, sometimes i would feel like grabbing him and telling him "hee bona matsele ame wena maan!!!!
Moguy was very focused, very focused with his studies.

One day I think he noticed that i wanted him, but why cant he make a move?? I mean I am beautiful, I have a pretty face, I have medium boobs " I don't have a child, matswele sampe ale motswi.
A eme ebile a shebile ko godimo kwaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! I am not taking anything from all the ladies who have kids, I know y'all are still beautiful and all and I love you all. ❀
So the Annual Freshas Ball was taking place that night, Heeeeeeeeeeee Ke mang a ka lebalang Annual Freshers Ball ya 2013/14 ya Ko Unibo. I was dressed to kill and ke ne ke ikutlwa, heh!"tshwarang banna ba lona ka matsogo kea feta". πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ke a dlala mahn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So i had just arrived at the ticket queue and noticed him over there, he was busy talking to some guys ba SRC mo Bosmike mole, he looked at me and winked!! Heh ke a re he looked at me and winked!!!!!
Oh my gosh i could swear my heart went to my big ass and boobs coz after he winked i couldn't help it but walk towards him, with the cat walk ofcos. Well taba ya cat walk etswa Ko goreng I used to model for Ackermans when I was young,
I was the cutest kid they chose to advertise their clothes maybe some of you would recognise me from Ackermans Adds that used to play from tv. I even modelled for an American brand in New York but that's not important for now.
"Hi,ke nna Thato, and I'm guessing gore wena o..... wame!",he said...
Hai I was not impressed by this pick up line πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ but.

" "
He asked me if I had a ticket, and I had one in my bag but I said no because I wanted to spend some time with him. He insisted that he will get me a ticket and he took my numbers.
It was around 5pm that day, I was over the moon and I went back to my room to take another shower. Well Thato saw me in that outfit already I needed to change it, so yes I went to take another bath πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I know it's crazy but yes I was crazy in love 😍😍
Ere 7 No call
Ere 7:30 No call

I checked my phone network.

Ere 8 No call
Ere 8:10 No call
Ere 8:11 No call

I took my phone, switch it off and switch it on again

Ere 8:15

Then I thought I missed his call during the time I was rebooting my phone,
went to the messages to check and there was nothing. Ne e kare nka thubegaπŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”

Ere 8:30 finally I got a text.

Meet me at the Great Hall, I have your ticket.
Within 20seconds he grabbed me from behind and whispered to my ear " You are my date for tonight "

Tip to the gents : Normalize grabbing your partner from behind, that shiiiid feels like heaven.

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
I can't really express how I was feeling after those words, I was already seeing us getting married.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. We went to Great Hall together holding hands and got in. Shims was on the ones and twos. I then asked him gore why ba sa re batla di ticket.
" he just smiled and took me straight to VIP section "

So much happened in that VIP section, we danced, we drank, We ate, We had fun, he proposed love to me while we were dancing, We kissed, We got drunk.
That's when one of Black Motion's guys tried to shela me. I don't know his name but the tall one, he tried to shela me and I told my New Boyfriend. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ nna ke a bolaisa guys, I told him everything and he insisted that we go outside to chill 😊
at this point we were very intoxicated. At the back of my mind I knew Gore to chill means we should go kissing outside.

We walked towards the CLB building, during the walk we were very excited about " us " " New Love "
I was holding him by his belt and he was holding my big ass. We went to the CLBs Ko morago kwaaaaaa ekare oya lost city kwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! On the way we started kissing.
Wooooooooooooooow!!!!!!!! What a sensation, it was like someone is running an ice-cube along my back. Ne ekare Ka sitwa nyana so. The feeling was out of this world.

Then suddenly he pulled up my skirt and touches my buscuit, no no no no, we only just met,
we hardly talked about Marato and all that, actually I am not even sure about his intentions about me and now he wants to Nyoba me?? I do want him to but im not obsessed with him. So i removed his hand from my skirt and asked him if he really loved me.
Obvious, you know how guys are when they want the CakeπŸ‘ The answer will always be " Yes I love you with all my heart even if he doesn't mean it he would just say it "
Me : Thato so do you really love me???

Him : I really love you babe, with all my heart ❀

( I was drunk, he was drunk. Well for my side I knew I always wanted him but I was not sure about him )

We continued kissing.
He grabbed the elastic part of my panties and pulled it out while we were kissing. The other part of me was so excited but the other one was like " Mo ditlhageng mara " We had sex in the Bandos, Ko sgangengπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Our very 1st sex scene took place ko ditlhageng bagolo.

Drunk sex + Ditlhaga = Heaven πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

That's how I got a name " Mmaditlhaga " πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I have a question though, having sex on your first date a Ke bofebe or yang?

To be continued.....
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