Tough times in East Lansing have led to the hire of Danny McSpanky as the new HC, after his performance in South Beach for SB he’s looking to turn around the Spartan Dawgs. Keep up with the season through this thread. Thoughts @BarstoolBigCat ?

In his intro interview Coach McSpanky was quoted saying “We are gunna run the score up and steal the other team’s mothers, sisters and girlfriends for our post game parties.. GET SOME”

MSU advances to 1-0 on the season after their 100-0 win vs Montana State. In his postgame IV Coach McSpanky said “NGL I buried a 12er of bud heavys before this game, I am zooted. I hope everyone hammered the -35.5 spread”

Fan appreciation tweet. Here’s our favorite fan “Crazy Chom”. He’s holding up his famous Rub some dirt on it! Sign

Spartan dawgs move to 2-0 after beating CMU 42-7. Coach McSpanky was seen shirtless in the locker room truffle shuffling chanting “Straight to Ricks”. He seemed very excited to hit on college freshman. Next up ND

Before the big matchup vs Notre Dame Coach McSpanky named Plaxico Buress as an binary captain. When asked why he said “Dude shot himself in the leg, shows the kinda grit and heart I want my team to have.”

Fuck Rudy that midget faggot walk on

After beating and 31-17 and becoming 3-0 Coach McSpanky states “I’m excited to go rail some white thunder with the boys and and sweat my ass off at FH”

Update: my man Justin was caught ripping gator tails in the FH bathroom, no jail time but have to suspend for 2 games

Coach McSpanky ends the night 4-0 after a big 30-3 win at Wisconsin. He’s very excited to get on the bus and “Fuckin crush some Fish O Filets”