SPIDER TRIGGER WARNING! Also... my quarantine workout is legit. https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0VujinIs6/?igshid=1u18nbgik2k56">https://www.instagram.com/p/B-0Vuji...
OH FUCK, IT’S GONE!
Pleasebethewrongfloorpleaaebethewrongfloorpleasebethewrongfloor
I’ve taken off my headphones so I can hear when it attacks.
HOW CAN IT HIDE? IT’S THE SIZE OF A BUICK!!
I am BUMMED my last words are gonna be, “Oh, shiiiiiiiit.” That’s so unoriginal.
One of my best friends is a botanist and hates spiders. She said naming them and greeting them often helped quell her fears.

I dunno, saying “Hi, Bloody McThirstyfangs,” isn’t helping.
Hey. ITunes. Fuck right the fuck off.
Trent Reznor is gonna get me through this. He’s like an emotional flame-thrower.
OMG!!!!! She came back out at exactly the right count! Holy crap. I have the best. Trainer. EVAR!!!

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