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Disney: Luke, here's a new Star Wars
Me: Oh, awesome! Looks good.
Disney: It's the same as before.
Me: Yeah, but fun overall.
Disney: Here's another one, fatty.
Me: I get what you were going for, but it didn't work as a whole for me. I'll hol-
Disney: Infinity War!
Me: Oh, awesome! Looks good.
Disney: It's the same as before.
Me: Yeah, but fun overall.
Disney: Here's another one, fatty.
Me: I get what you were going for, but it didn't work as a whole for me. I'll hol-
Disney: Infinity War!
Me: Gimme, gimme gimme!
Disney: Here's Endgame, you grown man with no self-respect!
Me: I want it all! I know it no-
Disney: Here's a bunch of "live-action" remakes the suck and aren't even live-action
Me: Hey I don't know about this, do you even care about stories anymo-
Disney: Here's Endgame, you grown man with no self-respect!
Me: I want it all! I know it no-
Disney: Here's a bunch of "live-action" remakes the suck and aren't even live-action
Me: Hey I don't know about this, do you even care about stories anymo-
Disney: Of course not, you piece of shit! Now here's an entire Star Wars land, that we had planned since we bought Lucasfilm in 2012. You know you'll go.
Me: Yeah, but isn't Disney World supposed to be abou-
Disney: Shut up, you know you'll go. You need to go.
Me: Yeah, but isn't Disney World supposed to be abou-
Disney: Shut up, you know you'll go. You need to go.
Me: Fine. This does seem like a bit mu-
Disney: How's my favorite POS doing? Ready for Episode 9? I don't give a shit, you're still going.
Me: Do you even care any-
Disney: How's my favorite POS doing? Ready for Episode 9? I don't give a shit, you're still going.
Me: Do you even care any-
Disney: Oh, I'm sorry, fatty-fatty-fat-fat, were you still talking? Read this book by Bob Iger and make yourself think it has has good business principles instead of it just being a book about stuff he bought.
Me: Fine.
Me: Fine.
Disney: Now look me in the eyes and say I'm a pretty, pretty princess!
Me: Whoa, this seems like a bit much.
Disney: Really? Aren't you the grown ass man that had to call his sister so he didn't take the exit to Magic Kingdom and spend $120 just to spend four hours there?
Me: Whoa, this seems like a bit much.
Disney: Really? Aren't you the grown ass man that had to call his sister so he didn't take the exit to Magic Kingdom and spend $120 just to spend four hours there?
Me: Now you're just mean.
Disney: F- you. We're taking over. Here's a live-action Robin Hood.
Me: How the eff can you do this?! It's a beloved cartoon with a fox as Robin Hood.
Disney: F- you. We're taking over. Here's a live-action Robin Hood.
Me: How the eff can you do this?! It's a beloved cartoon with a fox as Robin Hood.
Disney: Because we want you to know, deep in your soul, that we can do whatever we want to make money off things you love.
Me: I thought you cared about stori-
Disney: Shut the f up. Now go buy the Disney time share you heard about while at Disney Springs, you POS.
Me: I thought you cared about stori-
Disney: Shut the f up. Now go buy the Disney time share you heard about while at Disney Springs, you POS.
Me: This is starting to feel a little one-sided.
Disney: You created a 35 point method for watching events in MCU in chronological order.
Me:
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Disney:
Me: I just th-
Disney: Shut up and renew Disney+
Me: Fine.
Disney: You created a 35 point method for watching events in MCU in chronological order.
Me:
Disney:
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Disney:
Me: I just th-
Disney: Shut up and renew Disney+
Me: Fine.
