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Disney: Luke, here& #39;s a new Star Wars
Me: Oh, awesome! Looks good.
Disney: It& #39;s the same as before.
Me: Yeah, but fun overall.
Disney: Here& #39;s another one, fatty.
Me: I get what you were going for, but it didn& #39;t work as a whole for me. I& #39;ll hol-
Disney: Infinity War!
Me: Oh, awesome! Looks good.
Disney: It& #39;s the same as before.
Me: Yeah, but fun overall.
Disney: Here& #39;s another one, fatty.
Me: I get what you were going for, but it didn& #39;t work as a whole for me. I& #39;ll hol-
Disney: Infinity War!
Me: Gimme, gimme gimme!
Disney: Here& #39;s Endgame, you grown man with no self-respect!
Me: I want it all! I know it no-
Disney: Here& #39;s a bunch of "live-action" remakes the suck and aren& #39;t even live-action
Me: Hey I don& #39;t know about this, do you even care about stories anymo-
Disney: Here& #39;s Endgame, you grown man with no self-respect!
Me: I want it all! I know it no-
Disney: Here& #39;s a bunch of "live-action" remakes the suck and aren& #39;t even live-action
Me: Hey I don& #39;t know about this, do you even care about stories anymo-
Disney: Of course not, you piece of shit! Now here& #39;s an entire Star Wars land, that we had planned since we bought Lucasfilm in 2012. You know you& #39;ll go.
Me: Yeah, but isn& #39;t Disney World supposed to be abou-
Disney: Shut up, you know you& #39;ll go. You need to go.
Me: Yeah, but isn& #39;t Disney World supposed to be abou-
Disney: Shut up, you know you& #39;ll go. You need to go.
Me: Fine. This does seem like a bit mu-
Disney: How& #39;s my favorite POS doing? Ready for Episode 9? I don& #39;t give a shit, you& #39;re still going.
Me: Do you even care any-
Disney: How& #39;s my favorite POS doing? Ready for Episode 9? I don& #39;t give a shit, you& #39;re still going.
Me: Do you even care any-
Disney: Oh, I& #39;m sorry, fatty-fatty-fat-fat, were you still talking? Read this book by Bob Iger and make yourself think it has has good business principles instead of it just being a book about stuff he bought.
Me: Fine.
Me: Fine.
Disney: Now look me in the eyes and say I& #39;m a pretty, pretty princess!
Me: Whoa, this seems like a bit much.
Disney: Really? Aren& #39;t you the grown ass man that had to call his sister so he didn& #39;t take the exit to Magic Kingdom and spend $120 just to spend four hours there?
Me: Whoa, this seems like a bit much.
Disney: Really? Aren& #39;t you the grown ass man that had to call his sister so he didn& #39;t take the exit to Magic Kingdom and spend $120 just to spend four hours there?
Me: Now you& #39;re just mean.
Disney: F- you. We& #39;re taking over. Here& #39;s a live-action Robin Hood.
Me: How the eff can you do this?! It& #39;s a beloved cartoon with a fox as Robin Hood.
Disney: F- you. We& #39;re taking over. Here& #39;s a live-action Robin Hood.
Me: How the eff can you do this?! It& #39;s a beloved cartoon with a fox as Robin Hood.
Disney: Because we want you to know, deep in your soul, that we can do whatever we want to make money off things you love.
Me: I thought you cared about stori-
Disney: Shut the f up. Now go buy the Disney time share you heard about while at Disney Springs, you POS.
Me: I thought you cared about stori-
Disney: Shut the f up. Now go buy the Disney time share you heard about while at Disney Springs, you POS.
Me: This is starting to feel a little one-sided.
Disney: You created a 35 point method for watching events in MCU in chronological order.
Me:
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Disney:
Me: I just th-
Disney: Shut up and renew Disney+
Me: Fine.
Disney: You created a 35 point method for watching events in MCU in chronological order.
Me:
Disney:
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Disney:
Me: I just th-
Disney: Shut up and renew Disney+
Me: Fine.
