1. Thread

The name you give your child really matters in their life. It can influence.

We know of "Boss" Mustapha (who is the boss of Presidential task force and SGF).

"Goodluck" Jonathan (We know his famed luck in political career)

"Lai" Mohammed... Well its self explanatory

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So I see this woman on the street. I hear her niece shout "Aunty Ability". I wonder why would someone be called such. Then I see the rhythmic, oscillatory back and forth movement of her gigantic buttocks.

I did not doubt her ability at that moment.

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