*Looks at new follower count after that Hart Island thread*

*Blinks*

Hi everyone, I’m a civil servant and author who picked a hell of a time to have a high-risk pregnancy, and also I trained my parrot to attack when he hears the word “Flavortown.” Hope I don’t disappoint you.

Also I lost to Cindy Stowell on Jeopardy so if you want to hear me mispronounce the word “oratory” on national television, just fire up Netflix, I hear it’s on there.

Also I wrote this book. You might like it. You might not. But hey, it’s all of $1.99 in Kindle format right now so you might as well give it a try... https://www.amazon.com/Hope-Anchor-Julia-Kite-ebook/dp/B0798VS78F