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PSA: ENGLISH IS NOT A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE. STOP PUNCTUATING IT LIKE ONE.
There should never be a space before a colon, semicolon, period, comma, exclamation point, question mark, or right parenthesis. EVER.
There should never be a space after a left parenthesis. EVER. 1/
There should never be a space before a colon, semicolon, period, comma, exclamation point, question mark, or right parenthesis. EVER.
There should never be a space after a left parenthesis. EVER. 1/
In certain limited circumstances,* a hyphen may have a space before it or after, but never both. A hyphen is not a dash; learn the difference.
*for example, when there is an implied partial word on the space side, like this: "pre- and postlude."
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*for example, when there is an implied partial word on the space side, like this: "pre- and postlude."
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I can't think of a case when a slash should have a space on either side in English; don't do it. Certainly don't put spaces on BOTH sides of one, ever.
The backslash is not used in English punctuation. At all.
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The backslash is not used in English punctuation. At all.
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Here's the one that's going to make some of you spit bullets: a comma or period at the end of a quote goes inside the quote, always (in American usage). All other marks go inside if they're part of the quote, outside otherwise.
This is not consistent. Get over it.
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This is not consistent. Get over it.
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It doesn't have to be consistent, because English is not designed to be read by a parser, but by a human brain.
One last thing: a mid-sentence ellipsis should not have a space on EITHER SIDE. And fuck you, whoever decided Google Keyboard should put one in automatically.
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One last thing: a mid-sentence ellipsis should not have a space on EITHER SIDE. And fuck you, whoever decided Google Keyboard should put one in automatically.
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