Rewatching HELLRAISER after a decade+ long gap since the first viewing... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
This movie truly was made for merchandising, really. The first five minutes almost feel like the Shopping Channel:

- fancy jewellry box (obv)
- hook, gore, and chain wind chimes
- fun fractured face puzzle

Can& #39;t wait to see what else is in store!
Weirdest fucking cooking show I& #39;ve ever seen:
I feel like these people need to watch a home reno show or something. That water damage and mold upstairs is SO hazardous. Also, how about those rats and maggots? Maybe call an exterminator before you move in? Just a thought.
Nothing more romantic than making out in a grody subway entrance https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤢" title="Nauseated face" aria-label="Emoji: Nauseated face">
"AnYtHinG" for that D https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Hahahahaha That pained look on goopy Frank& #39;s face as he& #39;s forced to watch this indignity hahahahah
Call me crazy, but I feel like the role of Julia could have also been played by Charlotte Rampling...
Can& #39;t a man eat his bugs in PEACE anymore?
Servings looks while the meat sack of her former lover is feasting on unsuspecting, stray seduced men in the attic, all right under her husband& #39;s nose...
Frank: "You& #39;ve grown. You& #39;re beautiful."

Me, shouting at the TV: "And you look like pizza sauce!"
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