What’s your worst sex experience?

I’m sharing mine. A thread https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📢" title="Public address loudspeaker" aria-label="Emoji: Public address loudspeaker">

Imagine. Mi lef Papine go all the way a Portmore go take buddy, girl ready : clean, soft, smell good everything.. man seh him Cah come fi me because his car was at the garage me seh ah, One on time. Yuh know HU MUCH fi on time fi go Portmore??? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">

Na complain still cause me seh da bredda ya OFTO get it .. reach now . Man came downstairs fi me , carry me inside .. lef me ina di kitchen deh so and gone ina him room ....... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">

The greeting was poor , ma seh alright him probably shy , a give him Roun 5 minutes fi gather himself .. 5 mins turn to 10 , turn to 15. Me ina di kitchen a BUN UPhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> cause I wore a jeans jacket with a dress, man still ina him room .. me seh no

Dis Cah work .. you knew exactly what the vibe was, big chat over phone and now me deh ya and ya treat me like stranger .. I was so turned off me dvn eat me kfc wah me buy .. by now me annoyed and wah lef but mi seh whooo.. money dat a waste https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face"> sumn OFTO happen ..

So me go ina boy room now, jump Pon bed and such , man over one corner a play game https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming (medium dark skin tone)"> up to now , man nuh seh nutten to me .. me say “(Bob) ya go gwan like seh me mi nuh deh ya “ man seh “Waum wym, talk if u wah talk” by then me wah vomit to how him did a sick me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😒" title="Unamused face" aria-label="Emoji: Unamused face">

Mi seh No Keli, ya good gyal , u nu deserve dem treatment ya , u gots to leave, but me a seh jus bill likkle more , cause me reaaaaallllyyy did wah fuck da boy ya from day 1. When me seh me have a niceeeee piece a sex put down fi da boy ya , bredda https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face"> eeh. So I was conflicted..

Deh deh a gwan easy .. me seh “oye, a cut me a cut enuh” man seh “easy yuself mon” den unu nuh know seh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🐱" title="Cat face" aria-label="Emoji: Cat face"> start jump now when him seh dat. Mnk, me loveee di badness girllhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> Jah know .. di yamhead kick een , him seh him a go bathe and fawd back, man Tek 30 mins a bathe

When him come now , him start smile wid me , me seh “Oye mi nuh ina di smiling wid u enuh” him come Pon di bed and lay dung. Bou a next 15 mins a silence , me a start think of all of a sudden him lose attraction or wah .. me a seh yo, me a cut enuh .. man start rub me dung kmt