im watching advance bravely which is a chinese gay drama oh my god huge pecs on the screen

ive been meaning to watch this for a while now
shook by the fact that its 30 eps

kickboxing... one of the simultaneously gayest and straightest sports

this is a sentence that works

IM SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THAT THIS TWINK IS SOME KINDA GENIUS KICKBOXER,? ok i will because thats rrally hot

yeah twink beat up the white dude

he did it

this dude: there will be hot girls
xia yao (twink):

WHAT?

i dont know what just happened

he has a leg fetish

no words can articulate the emotions i just went through

tops

i feel bad for twink over here i dont know what this twunk wants from him

this is getting creepy dude needs to back off!

rich people bodyguard beatdown

LMAOOOOO

the moral of the story: dont underestimate a twink

*stalks you for a week because my sister has a crush on you*

are there rly ppl who are obsessed with their siblings like this i mean i love my sis a lot but id never stalk the guy she likes to see if hes decent and maybe beat him up also

actually he seems to have a trauma in regards to legs uhh https://twitter.com/frogfangire/status/1248725767787347971?s=19

trauma used loosely here.. more like... bad associations

the fact that these two are gonna fall in love with each other is really just

>bl

THIS IS HIS SALARY? WHAT. MONTHLY??? THATS NOTHING

xia yao's
he seems to be rich but i guess thats all his family

straight men when another man doesnt show interest in women

*closeup of xia yao's exposed nipple*
yuan zong: your underwear is lose

DID HE JUST TELL THIS WOMAN THAT HE CUMS EARLY TO GET HER OFF HIS BACK

XIA YAO IS A LITTLE SHIT AHSHSHSHSJSJJSJSJS

oh my fucking god

xia yao's childhood friend is uhh fake dating this guy because the girl he likes is into bl i cannot make this shit up

also the guy hes dating is gorgeous and i wish he was dating me instead

this show is an emotional rollercoaster

yuan ru: hes totally different from all the guys before!!! hes wonderful!!!
yuan zong:
xia yao: uhh.... dont forget about my premature ejaculation

i feel a bit bad for yuan ru because imagine u like this guy but hes actually definitely gay and he falls for your overprotective brother and they like end up together and ur there like why me

also he tells you that ejaculates prematurely

he*

this is the guy xia yao's childhood friend is fake dating i knowwwww

"why didnt u take a screenshit* thats work

SCREENSHOT* I CANT BREATHE

why did yuan zong teach his bird naughty phrases

yuan zong also trains women to be hardcore bodyguards. feminist king

xia yao as soon as yuan zong comes back: your bird is annoying as shit. it kept telling me it loves me. i kept it on my balcony the entire time. it was horrible! i did not take its cage somewhere else
yuan zong: k

obviously im in love with xia yao

xia yao if youre cold hes cold!!!

xia yao: im straight
me: lol

bro ur bisexual

i love this show this is my trash

*lovingly peels a pear for u*

xia yao: i think my bird is in love with yours
yuan zong: :|

xia yao is insisting on training at yuan zong's bodyguard training thing and i think yuan zong rly doesnt want him to bc of the restrictions bodyguards are placed under lol

hes rly going thru with it huh

XIA YAO RLY BE LIKE I HATE WOMEN WITH LEGS

this da yu guy is so fucking cute hello

STOPP XIA YAO IS BITING HIS EAR

yuan zong: thats how it is now i guess

ok so i have to explain this bc theres definitely gonna be more coming. So xia yao's friend da yu was carrying the drunken xia yao home. yuan zong saw. and decided no this cant be happening. and took xia yao away, and replaced him with another drunk guy for da yu to carry

AND DA YU DID NOT NOTICE. AND HE STILL HASNT.

THEY HAVE GOT TO BE THE SECONDARY PAIRING

*delighted*

DA YU PLEASE

STOP HE ROBBED DA YU. SERVES YOU RIGHT RICH BOY

da yu has a crush on xia yao. you KNOW im a sucker for that

cant get over the guy who da yu carried home . he really robbed him. icon

this show is killing me

xia yao is gonna see yuan zong with a bite mark on his ear and

da yu is so easy to anger its so cute

LMAO

xia yao winked at da yu and you could see da yu's soul ascend to heaven

YUAN ZONG IS JEALOUS. BIG BABY

yuan zong be like "im jealous on behalf on my sister"

STOPP HES BLOCKING DA YU'S VIEW HES SO MEAN

da yu just got ready to Murder this guy for kicking xia yao

DA YUUUU hes definitely overreacting

xia yao having the time of his life digging up lotus roots

zong yuan can cook. thats hot

xia yao stop digging urself deeper into this hole

get urself a man who will dig up lotus roots for u

man i totally get it. lotus roots are so yummy

xia yao seeing yuan zong cook: this is really hot

STOP YUAN ZONG IS SHOWING XIA YAO HIS MOTORCYCLE AND XIA YAO IS LIKW *GENTLY CARESSES*

theyre on a motorcycle roadtrip its cute

manly man date

*touches ur tiddy* bro are u cold

oh theres a storm ;) they might have to get a room ;)

BRO

what if we were driving through the rain on a motorbike and you draped our only rain jacket over the both of us

wait they have two nvm yuan zong thinks of everything. still cute

AGHH XIA YAO GOT UNDER YUAN ZONG'S JACKET AND IS HOLDING ONTO HIM (the subs are bgm)

AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED

yuan zong frequents the gaybikers tumblr

xia yao you know you dont Have to sleep with your shirt off

da yu found out that xia yao is spending time with someone else after saying hed just rest at home and he is DEPRESSED

btw there really was only one bed and yes they both slept shirtless and right next to each other.

DA YU SOON

this show.....

STOPPP WANG ZHISHUI STOLE FROM DA YU AGAIN

when he saves the sexiest pomegranate for you

so much training and xia yao is still a total twink

reycore content

JUST A KISS COME ON

xia yao is so dense

wilding

i feel edged

xia yao slipping his cold hand under yuan zong's jacket knowing full well anyone else doing this would be dead right now

yuan ru is still thinking about when xia yao told her that he ejaculates prematurely

xia yao: why dont i introduce you to a girl
yuan zong:

xia yao: *sees yuan zong talk to a girl* *jealous sneer*

WHY IS HE AN IDIOT SHSBJSJSJSJSJJSJSKDMMSMS

xia yao is rly like why does this girl keep talking to yuan zong hes Mi- *coughing fit*

WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE

OH MY FUCKING GOD .

YUAN RU WANTS TO FORCE XIA YAO TO HAVE A SURGERY TO "CURE" HIS "PREMATURE EJACULATION" WHICH HE MADE UP TO GET RID OF HER

this is horrifying i feel bad. i mean yeah he shouldve just told her he isnt interested but Lord

yuan zong is Angry

out here edging me again

xia yao: *something about girls*
yuan zong: im fucking gay

shouldnt xia yao rest. his foot is still fucking wounded

XIA YAO YOU JEALOUS IDIOT

HE DOESNT EVEN REALIZE

i sleep over at his house every day.. and he cooks for me... also we sleep in the same bed. when he talks to a girl i get angry. help?

ok let me reword

I (24M) spend a lot of time with this guy (30M). I often sleep over at his house where he cooks for me and does other nice things for me. We usually sleep in the same bed. It's usually a lot of fun and I love spending time with him.
Yesterday a girl called him on the cellphone

(he has one of those ancient flip-phones lol) and it was really irritating to me. I don't know why. I've been meaning to introduce him to a girl myself, though I haven't gotten to that yet. I think I'm mad because when he's talking to her, he doesn't have time for me! Especially

when I'm visiting. I should be his number one priority.

comment: lol u gay

comment: Maybe you're angry because you weren't the one to introduce this girl to him? Don't listen to the people telling you you're gay! I've been in a similar situation and I'm definitely not gay lol

DA YU NOOOOO

xia yao you . no

i really hate this plot point. basically the reason xia yao has such a problem with legs is because when he was younger he was watching like. a cam girl?? and basically that cam girl was either trans or a cross dressing man, either way it seems like he got mad because they

"tricked" him into finding their legs attractive or some shit and since then legs make him angry I DONT KNOW ITS SO BAD IN SO MANY WAYS i hate thinking about it

anyway he saw zhenzhen's legs and thinks maybe that was him back then and now hes attacking him and i. WANT TO HIT HIM

anyway it WASNT him because hes only 21 and he wouldve been 13 back then so it makes no sense.

this whole plot point is so fucking baddddddddddd

xia yao transphobic backstory

xia yao rly out here walkin thru the cold ass night just to go see yuan zong at his parents' house. gay

(xia yao voice) if i run towards him and jump into his arms, yuan zong will Definitely catch me

check out the deepthroating skills of this clown

SEXY CLOWN WANG ZHISHUI?

u go to a festival and one of the clowns is the guy who robbed you twice

and ur like, maybe im the clown

also u kinda have a crush on him

yeah

da yu knows wang zhishui's sad backstory now. also he feels bad bc he had ppl beat him up. this is a very very turbulent relationship. would not work irl

>

wang zhishui.... is my favorite

I FEEL LIKE THIS WAS A BAD FOLLOWUP TO MY PREVIOUS TWEET.

or maybe not. he basically asked da yu to become his sugar daddy (who said no)

ANYWAY >HEIDI KLUM

oh

xia yao: im not here for you move

IM GOING TO CRY

VETEMENTS.

da yu: DONT TALK ME IM JELLY

da yu is such a little pissbaby

i love him

wang zhishui: xia yao never loved you
da yu: im gonna beat the shit out of you

da yu has some serious suppressed gay anger issues

this show is So hypermasculine... and still bl. which may be why im into it

i swear they keep fighting. and xia yao just broke this guys jaw or something. and now hes being dragged across the ground

and he almost got his face punched in if it wasnt for yuan zong

yuan zong please the man's jaw is already broke

fuck is he trying to punch his nose into his brain u kno that kills ppl

HE RLY SAW XIA YAO BEING BEAT UP AND WENT APESHIT

xia yao is injured pretty badly...

XIA YAO JUST SLAPPED YUAN ZONG'S ASS

youre injured

da yu: *powerwalks into the hospital*

HE CAME TO THE HOSPITAL TO SHIT ON XIA YAO

the thing is hes mad and heartbroken bc xia yao left for a few days without saying anything or answering his calls. hes still a little pissbaby

xia yao hasnt realized that youre desperately in love with him, da yu!!!

so.......da yu's family business, huh

your baby.

the guy he was talking to: who TF does he mean

da yu and xia yao are both misogynists and wang zhishui and yuan zong are both feminists

da yu thinks xia yao is dating yuan ru

:)

DA YU PAID WANG ZHISHUI TO BE MISOGYNIST

Im not joking he asked him to tail yuan ru and say awful stuff about her. wang zhishui does everything for money

this show hates women

if that wasnt clear already

everything happens so much

basically yuan zong attempted to punch da yu who was being mean to yuan ru but wang zhishui jumped in front of da yu and got punched instead

yuan ru: im sorry youre such a jealous pissbaby
da yu:

da yu please its SO easy. its her Brother hes smitten with

can everyone use their brains Once

DA YU LEFT WANG ZHISHUI AT THE HOSPITAL . B

im crying he looks like sucha lost puppy

apparently the gay romances in this are also supposed to be subtext....?

i think the only censorship that took place here is that there are no kisses in this. or sex. but like. its still pretty much Text

DA YU YOU FUCKING IDIOTTT

[animal death] UHHH DJJSNSKAKK so wang zhishui just tried to kill a cock. like.a male chicken. for being noisy af in the middle of the night but he didnt manage to kill it he just wounded it and now theres chicken blood all over him and also his room and also drunk sleeping da yu

this is a show

he tried to clean up as much as possible including da yu who just fucking fell asleep again

this will just get me every time

does xia yao think that da yu and zhishui had sex while ripping apart a chicken

HES SOOO CUTE

XIA YAO.

i would know - xia yao

i hate it here

also is he just assuming that zhishui bottoms like

only 2 eps left

theyre all having dinner together its the great gay get together

WHY IS DA YU SO

ZHENZHEN MAKING EYES AT YUAN ZONG lol

im going to read the novel. this is so sad i havent even finished dont pick up boyfriends from the trash bin yet

its just that the show has left me wanting more (da yu/zhishui)

ive just gotten so attached to them...... this is my trash

i still have one ep left

stop some of my neighbors are having some kinda party while listening to harry potter ost . would be funny if it wasnt almost midnight... > ppl who only think about themselves

I DIDNT MEAN TO ADD THIS TO THE THREAD force of habit. oh well

anyway xia yao is stuck in a well

he like saved this guy IDK EVERYTHONG HAPPENS SO MUCH

idk why this is such a big deal. dying in a well takes time unless the water is high enouh to drown you

xia yao sitting in chest high water: i will surely die

can this be over already. now theyre both in the fucking well

oh thank god

yuan zong.......lost his toes ????

sorry i skipped forward and this is what i missed?

WHY IS IT SUDDENLY ANIMATED

this show is literally insane

i cant believe the whole show is legally on yt and i watched the whole thing on fucking k*ssasian

this is why you always check. yt. first