Friday night yall i hope you are all drinking, one of you give us some twitter after dark content now
Public displays of .. affection anyone? Funny story I was once kicked out (banned) from an O2 for doing nonsense in the bathroom. But I was younger then and my life was still full of promise.
Can we also settle this once and for all? Why do you guys pretend to like big phalluses? Theyre painful right? Righht???! Average is okay? No? đŸ˜„
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