Church full of people: We are gathered together on this Easter to ask God to stop the coronavirus

God: well I was almost done but now you wrecked it

Church: Please God send us guidance for beating this virus

God: ok how about some smart people with science and data

Church: yes pls

God: I LITERALLY SENT YOU A BUNCH OF SCIENTISTS WHO TOLD YOU TO STAY HOME

Church: but they have a liberal agenda and don’t understand economics

God: jfc

Jesus: what

God: check this out *points down*

Jesus: why are they gathered in a church are they stupid

God: yes

Jesus: I got up on a cross for these morons when will they learn

God: when we take away the NFL for a year probably

Jesus: the ultimate sacrifice