Literally has ONE MONTH TRIAL in his name.
I hate the "back in my day" routine, but for real — I think of what me and Kevin and Dan and John did to get here and how Dave is opening boxes with daggers when he could have retired 6 years ago. Every day for 11 years I have thought how fucking lucky I am I got this chance.
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