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Twitter: WE'RE ALL BAKING BREAD!!!!!!
Me: Sounds like a great idea! I'm an excellent cook. That will naturally transfer into baking.
Bread: Ha.
Me: Going to rise soon?
Bread: Nope.
Me: How about now?
Bread: Looks like you're just making some dough today.
Me:
Me: Sounds like a great idea! I'm an excellent cook. That will naturally transfer into baking.
Bread: Ha.
Me: Going to rise soon?
Bread: Nope.
Me: How about now?
Bread: Looks like you're just making some dough today.
Me:
My sainted Italian grandmother is feeling some shame right about now.
I just accused my mom of killing my bread. The cooking skill skipped a generation and she walked by the oven.
Yeasterday, all my troubles seemed so far way
Now my dough won't rise it's been all day
Oh I believe in yeasterday.
Suddenly,
My dough is half the size it is supposed to be
Now there'll be no bread at all for me
Oh Yeasterday, came suddenly.....
Now my dough won't rise it's been all day
Oh I believe in yeasterday.
Suddenly,
My dough is half the size it is supposed to be
Now there'll be no bread at all for me
Oh Yeasterday, came suddenly.....
