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fuck it every like this get ill say a dad joke goodbye
Did you know the first French fries weren& #39;t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language
My daughter screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven& #39;t listened to one word I& #39;ve said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My wife tried to unlatch our daughter& #39;s car seat with one hand and said, "How do one armed mothers do it?" Without missing a beat I replied, "Single handedly."
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that& #39;s a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.
