//Hello guys, today there has been controversy surrounding me. I made a tweet last night that was very pedophilic and offensive, and it was definitely in a very poor taste. since then I have deleted the tweet. A lot of people though now think I am genuinely a pedophile.
I will not name any names, but one person even claimed to have reported me to the FBI.

I am not a pedophile. In fact I go onto websites like http://kidschat.net  and bait pedophiles to waste their time. I'm the most anti-pedo guy you will find.
Now edgy offensive and gross humor is what makes this account what it is, its what got me to where I am now. as my bio says, i am a parody account, and nothing i say here is meant to be taken seriously. If you don't like my offensive dark sense of humor then that is totally ok!!!
Dark humor is not for anyone and I understand it. My problem is with all the people harassing me. (a lot of which tend to be trump supporters and huge religious freaks) If you don't like this humor the account isn't for you, no need to go out and mob against people.
I will stress this again.

I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE

I want everyone reading this tweet to understand...

I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE

Anyone who tells you otherwise is lying to you.
I have made plenty jokes of this nature before and never got this kind of attention, I would like to stress that.

And a lot of you guys angry at me have been saying some pretty messed up things about me as well, again, I will not name anybody or call anyone out, that is not the
purpose of this post.

The purpose of this post is to clear up some of the things that have been happening lately.

tl;dr

I made a post I shouldnt have made, causing people to think im a pedophile, i am NOT a pedophile, and i would appreciate if all the people harassing me-
would stop.

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