One minute you’re their angel, the next you’re the worst thing that happened to them. A story of love, discovery and.... writing essays. Wait what? Yup! That’s right

It all started when I got annoyed with people offering to write my school essays if I paid them. I wondered what would happen if I actually messaged any of them...

I had a lovely conversation with one of them which was fun!

But then this one happened....

Here’s the conversation we had https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> Right off the bat I tried being as unprofessional as I could, just to see how a professional tutor would react. Not sure how professional it was for them to say “you’re my angel” I mean cmon at least say “you are my angel” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😪" title="Sleepy face" aria-label="Emoji: Sleepy face"> (part 1)

Part 2. Here’s us discussing prices, as one would do with a normal business transaction

Part 3. But sometimes business transactions fall through... its a shame this one couldn’t remain professional, we were having so much fun! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤪" title="Zany face" aria-label="Emoji: Zany face">

In conclusion, don’t pay people to write essays for you, kids! Just put in the effort and do it yourself, because having someone else write it for you is plagiarism and we don’t like plagiarism in this house! Thanks for coming to my tedtalk https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤗" title="Hugging face" aria-label="Emoji: Hugging face">